- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
If you’re against gay marriage….
Don’t have a gay wedding.
You don’t have to like it, you don’t have to support it, but it’s a part of our world and you have to let people live their own lives.
I Won’t consider the U.S. a free country until gay marriage is legal in all 50 states.
How can you deny people the right to love?
It’s not up to you.
Legalize gay marriage.
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
- Mom: what are you doing?
- Me: Nothing.
- Mom: Do you have any homework?
- Me: No.
- Mom: Will you unload the dishwasher then and pick up your bathroom??
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Oh wait actually I have homework.
